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I married Farkas in Skyrim and CozyteaCozy is...

paintsplotch: scottimusprime17: paintsplotch: scottimusprime17: paintsplotch: WE’RE GUNNA BE VIDEO GAME IN-LAWS :D FUCK YEAH. JKjk …and here I called you a stud earlier with your new hair and now you’re all insulting to me. WELL GEE SCOTTY, WAY TO BE A HURTFUL JERK. There is clearly a Jkjk right up there^ doesn’t make you less of a jerk

Dec 31st

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I married Farkas in Skyrim and CozyteaCozy is...

paintsplotch: scottimusprime17: paintsplotch: WE’RE GUNNA BE VIDEO GAME IN-LAWS :D FUCK YEAH. JKjk …and here I called you a stud earlier with your new hair and now you’re all insulting to me. WELL GEE SCOTTY, WAY TO BE A HURTFUL JERK. There is clearly a Jkjk right up there^

Dec 31st

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I married Farkas in Skyrim and CozyteaCozy is...

paintsplotch: WE’RE GUNNA BE VIDEO GAME IN-LAWS :D FUCK YEAH. JKjk

Dec 31st

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Dan Harmon Poops: I miss the middle aged Mexican... →

danharmon: I miss the middle aged Mexican lady next to my old apartment that was UNCEASINGLY astonished by my resemblance to Russel Crowe. Every day she saw me, for five years, she never stopped thinking I looked EXACTLY like Russel Crowe and her mind NEVER stopped being blown by it. I would strategically…

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